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Agar yeh junk mail hai to main sirf nimitta matra Hoon. Enjoy!
Ravikant
Junkmail Geetopadesha @ http://www.homestead.com/SURAVI
Krishna: Apne se badon ke email ka aadar-samman karna seekho, Arjun.
Arjun: Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko junk email
kaise bhej
sakta hoon, Vasudev ?
Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain
paarth. Vey
keval pratidvandvi hain. Islike kshatriya dharm ka paalan
karo.
Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen - yahi tumhara
kartavya
hai or yahee tumhara dharma hai.
Arjun : Hai muraree ise dekh ker to lagta hai mein job hi
chod doon.
Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fans gaye ho. Is jagat
mein na koi
tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. Ye sabhee junk mail main
hee bhejta
hoon, tum to ek nimitt matra ho. tum se pahle bhee ye junk
mail thee
or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho,
karm karo.
De danadan junk mail bhejo.
Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ?
Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai.
Issliye
parinam ke bare mien sochna band kar do. Tumhe Guru
Dronacharya ne
junk-shashra ki siksha dei hai (EECS 101). Use nasht mat
hone do...
jab bhi sensible stuff increase ho jaata hai, prithvi mein
mera AOL
account khulta hai. Aur main karodon junk mail bhej kar
sabko
pareshan kar deta hoon.
Arjun : Hey Keshav, Junk mail ka system se kya connection
hai ?
Krishna : Junk mail junk mail hi hai, iska hardware se koi
naata
nahin. Jis tarah se aatma ek sharir ko chod kar doosre
mein pravesh
karti hai,usi tarah se junk mail bhi system to system
travel karta hai.
Arjun : Junk mail ki paribhasha kya hai ?
Krishna : Isse na agni jala sakti hai, na varun bhiga
sakti hai, na hi
yeh jeeta ja sakta hai na hi haara ja sakta hai. Isse
bhejne wale ka
swayam Mahadev bhi kuch nahi bigad sakte hain.Junk mail
amar hai.
Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Abhi mere saare fundae clear ho gaye
hain.
Yashodanandan aapne meree aankhe khol dee, nahin to mein
is mohmaya
mein pad ker sare junk mail khud hee padh kar delete kar
deta !
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Hari Bol !!! :-)
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