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Agar yeh junk mail hai to main sirf nimitta matra Hoon. Enjoy!

Ravikant


Junkmail Geetopadesha @ http://www.homestead.com/SURAVI

 Krishna: Apne se badon ke email ka aadar-samman karna seekho, Arjun. 

            Arjun: Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko junk email 
kaise bhej 
            sakta hoon, Vasudev ? 

            Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain 
paarth. Vey 
            keval pratidvandvi hain. Islike kshatriya dharm ka paalan 
karo. 
            Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen - yahi tumhara 
kartavya 
            hai or yahee tumhara dharma hai. 

            Arjun : Hai muraree ise dekh ker to lagta hai mein job hi 
chod doon. 

            Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fans gaye ho. Is jagat 
mein na koi 
            tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. Ye sabhee junk mail main 
hee bhejta 
            hoon, tum to ek nimitt matra ho. tum se pahle bhee ye junk 
mail thee 
            or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, 
karm karo. 
            De danadan junk mail bhejo. 

            Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ? 

            Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai. 
Issliye 
            parinam ke bare mien sochna band kar do. Tumhe Guru 
Dronacharya ne 
            junk-shashra ki siksha dei hai (EECS 101).  Use nasht mat 
hone do... 
            jab bhi sensible stuff increase ho jaata hai, prithvi mein 
mera AOL 
            account  khulta hai. Aur main karodon junk mail bhej kar 
sabko 
            pareshan kar deta hoon. 

            Arjun : Hey Keshav, Junk mail ka system se kya connection 
hai ? 

            Krishna : Junk mail junk mail hi hai, iska hardware se koi 
naata 
            nahin. Jis tarah se aatma ek sharir ko chod kar doosre 
mein pravesh 
            karti hai,usi tarah se junk mail bhi system to system 
travel karta hai. 

            Arjun : Junk mail ki paribhasha kya hai ? 

            Krishna : Isse na agni jala sakti hai, na varun bhiga 
sakti hai, na hi 
            yeh jeeta ja sakta hai na hi haara ja sakta hai. Isse 
bhejne wale ka 
            swayam Mahadev bhi kuch nahi  bigad sakte hain.Junk mail 
amar hai. 

            Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Abhi mere saare fundae clear ho gaye 
hain. 
            Yashodanandan aapne meree aankhe khol dee, nahin to mein 
is mohmaya 
            mein pad ker sare junk mail khud hee padh kar delete kar 
deta ! 

           
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            Hari Bol !!! :-)






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