[LI] nothing related to linux - but worth a look - funny

[Rajesh Fowkar <rfowkar@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>>>
>> >>Hi all,
>> >>     Microsoft corporation has atlast done it. The source code of 
>>windows
>> >98
>> >>is available for download on the internet. Here is a portion of the 
>>source
>> >>code .
>> >>
>> >>#include "win31.h"
>> >>#include "win95.h"
>> >>#include "evenmore.h"
>> >>#include "oldstuff.h"
>> >>#include "billrulz.h"
>> >>#define INSTALL = HARD
>> >>
>> >>char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>> >>
>> >>void main()
>> >>{
>> >> while(!CRASHED)
>> >> {
>> >>  display_copyright_message();
>> >>  display_bill_rules_message();
>> >>  do_nothing_loop();
>> >>  if (first_time_installation)
>> >>  {
>> >>   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>> >>   do_nothing_loop();
>> >>   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>> >>   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>> >>   hang_system();
>> >>  }
>> >>  write_something(anything);
>> >>  display_copyright_message();
>> >>  do_nothing_loop();
>> >>  do_some_stuff();
>> >>  if (still_not_crashed)
>> >>  {
>> >>   display_copyright_message();
>> >>   do_nothing_loop();
>> >>   basically_run_windows_3.1();
>> >>   do_nothing_loop();
>> >>   do_nothing_loop();
>> >>  }
>> >> }
>> >> if (detect_cache())
>> >>  disable_cache();
>> >>
>> >> if (fast_cpu())
>> >> {
>> >>  set_wait_states(lots);
>> >>  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>> >>  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>> >>  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>> >> }
>> >>
>> >> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>> >> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>> >> printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>> >> if (system_ok())
>> >>  crash(to_dos_prompt);
>> >> else
>> >>  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>> >> while(something)
>> >> {
>> >>  sleep(5);
>> >>  get_user_input();
>> >>  sleep(5);
>> >>  act_on_user_input();
>> >>  sleep(5);
>> >> }
>> >>   create_general_protection_fault();
>> >>}
>> >>
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