Windows source code

[Vivek khurana <vivekkhurana_in@xxxxxxx>]

Hi :-)
                       Windows Source Code

Somebody mentioned the stability of Windows 98. Due to the fact that I have
some *very* influential friends in Microsoft, I've managed to obtain some of
the code behind Windows 98. I've been given permission to distribute it, so
I've attached it here. 
Martin 

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  if (first_time_installation)
  {
   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
   do_nothing_loop();
   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
   hang_system();
  }
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();
  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_3.1();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_nothing_loop();
  }
 }
 if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
 {
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 }

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
 printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
 if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 while(something)
 {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
 }
   create_general_protection_fault();
}

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I have got more portions also i will send them later
Bye Vivek


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