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Hi, Guys
A joke which i stumbled upon on the net

                     Bill Gates' Afterlife

                    Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking

                    with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, 'Bill, you've 
                    done some wonderful things in your life and
                    earned the right to choose where you'll spend
                    rest of eternity. You can choose between
                    or Hell, but choose wisely.' 
                    Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between
                    pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green 
                    meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's
                    words, Bill 
                    asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter

                    agrees and sends Bill to Hell.

                    The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he

                    is immediately taken aback. Much to his
                    there's one heck of a party going on. People
                    dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is
                    and everyone is having a blast.

                    Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his 
                    decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over 
                    Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush
                    meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, 'I've put a lot

                    of thought into this decision and it may sound 
                    foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of 
                    eternity in Hell.' Saint Peter fulfills Bill's 
                    request and returns him to Hell.

                    When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big 
                    change. People are writhing in agony, flames
                    burning, moans of pain and despair are
                    Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the 
                    Devil, 'What happened?? I was just down here
                    little while ago and everyone was having a

                    The Devil says, 'Oh that... That was just the 

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