[LI] OFFLINE:Source Code For Windows 98

["Sridhar m Machani" <machani_sridhar@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hi Friends,

I hope U like this...
P.S.	While this is not intended to hurt anyone,I regret if it does.
-----	AND PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME EVEN IF I'VE FLOUTED ANY PROTOCOL.
		JUST  E	N  J  O  Y !!!	
		
	 /*  Source Code to Windows 98	 */

	  #include "win31.h"
	  #include "win95.h"
	  #include "evenmore.h"
	  #include "oldstuff.h"
	  #include "billrulz.h"
	  #include "monopoly.h"
	  #define INSTALL = HARD

	  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
	  void main()
	  {
	      while(!CRASHED)
	      {
		  display_copyright_message();
		  display_bill_rules_message();
		  do_nothing_loop();
		  if (first_time_installation)
		  {
		      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
		      do_nothing_loop();
		      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
		      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
		      disable_Netscape();
		      disable_RealPlayer();
		      disable_Corel_Products();
		      hang_system();
		  }

		  write_something(anything);
		  display_copyright_message();
		  do_nothing_loop();
		  do_some_stuff();

		  if (still_not_crashed)
		  {
		      display_copyright_message();
		      do_nothing_loop();
		      basically_run_windows_3.1();
		      do_nothing_loop();
		      do_nothing_loop();
		  }
	      }

	      if (detect_cache())
		  disable_cache();

	      if (fast_cpu())
	      {
		   set_wait_states(lots);
		   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
	      }

	      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	      printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
	      if (system_ok())
		  crash(to_dos_prompt)
	      else
		  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	      while(something)
	      {
		  sleep(5);
		  get_user_input();
		  sleep(5);
		  act_on_user_input();
		  sleep(5);
	      }
	      create_general_protection_fault();
	  }



Submitted by: Nobody Really

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Sridhar Machani
5CSE @ UVCE
BANGALORE


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