[LI] fun with unix

["Satish Pagare" <asatsi@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hi ,
   Try out the following shell commands on a unix box ,
Of course, response to each command is also given.

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.


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Satish K. Pagare,
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Software Engineer.
INFORMIX India Development Center.
Mumbai - 400 096, INDIA.
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